Life's a Climb
but the view is beautiful (:
Tuesday, September 02, 2008
SUPER CHEESY PICKUP LINES


Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.

Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.

My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can't hold it in.

You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together.

Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.

Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?

Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.

Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you

You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.

Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

I don't know you, but I think I love you already.



1:03 AM
Yours truly.




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